People I Have Been Mistaken For When Their Acquaintances Are Apparently Given My Email Address By Accident

Mary Hill, a successful British opera singer, director and teacher, a dedicated member of the Trollope Society, and someone who associates with people who don’t think it’s pretentious to use “au fait” in casual conversation.

Melvin, who has almost procured a new VA loan from the good people at West Town Savings Bank, a Maryland bank that specialises in mortgages.

Margaret E. Hill, who is in the process of taking control of a nearly half million dollar Investment Management Account managed by Scotia Private Client Group, which was previously held by her mother, also named Margaret Hill, until her death on April 12th, 2011.

Dr. Michael Hill, an optometrist who, due to his considerable knowledge and skill in treating glaucoma, is often consulted for advice, opinion and commentary by his colleagues.

P, who Anne Ruggles wanted to have dinner with on November 3rd, 2011, but was tragically unable to because I couldn’t inform her of her error until the following day.

Michele, whose 2007 Toyota Sienna has hit 55,000 miles and is therefore due for a routine maintenance appointment at Melody Toyota of San Bruno, California.

Mark Hill, a man whose penis does not satisfy the ladies.

One thought on “People I Have Been Mistaken For When Their Acquaintances Are Apparently Given My Email Address By Accident

  1. Ron Mueller

    I enjoyed reading all your stories and profile but I have to admit that the email one has me in stitches (not from the Zombie Apocalypse where my arm was ripped off by a mechanical cat overlord). It appears Ron Mueller is also so common that it often confused with Ryan, Debbie, Sedetha,and Mohammed (sometimes spells Mohemmed, Mohammod, Mohamed, and Mohhatmedati).

    Great writing and keep up the good work. I look forward to your next post.

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