Other Holidays for People Who Insist on Celebrating Singles Awareness Day

Prime Ministers Day

The Welsh Are a Culturally Rich and Diverse People Day

Fathers Who Were Never There When We Needed Them Day

Talk About the Socioeconomic Plight of Somali Pirates Day

Aboriginal Victims of Columbus Day

Lecture Children About the Importance of Dental Hygiene and Good Eating Habits Day

How Can You Be Thankful When There’s So Much Suffering in the World? Day

Perry Expedition Remembrance Day

Jesus Was Actually Born in the Spring, So There’s No Need to Make Such a Fuss Day

Another Year of Sitting Alone in Your Basement Watching Frasier Reruns’ Eve

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  1. Elizabeth

    These are great, and so was your list of creepy vintage Valentine’s Day cards. Bonus: Reading the comments there exposed me to a heretofore unknown subculture of highly uptight list-readers!

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