My Early Haikus

A quiet wind blows
Over the misty mountain
Then all is calm. Fuck.

The last line’s five, right?
Best check Wikipedia
Source of all knowledge

Wait, hold on a sec
Haikus can take other forms?
Teachers lied to me

Mr. Hall, you cock
I didn’t deserve that F
Or your mocking words

Who fails a child
For miscounting syllables
In fifth grade English?

I was so ashamed
And now I learn that haikus
Can be random crap

This is such bullshit
My young self-esteem destroyed
By a massive lie

A quiet wind blows
Over the misty mountain
Triggering an avalanche that buries Mr. Hall alive
Seriously, fuck that guy


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3 Responses to “My Early Haikus”

  1. alvare Avatar

    pretty nice, bitch.

  2. Fred Truck Avatar
    Fred Truck

    This is brilliant.

  3. paulrustad Avatar

    We all had that teacher at some point in our lives……