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		<title>Buy My Goddamn Rice, You Stupid Cocks</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 02:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Hill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alright, fuckers, listen up. Uncle Ben here, and I am sick of your stupid goddamn bullshit. Word on the street is that you’re not buying my rice the way you used to. Well, fuck you. For years I played the nice old man, the friendly southern gentleman who brought you delicious long grains. You liked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to the 27th Person to Talk to Me About the Weather Today</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 02:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Hill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear [redacted], Yes, it is weird that we’re getting snow at this time of year. I couldn’t agree more. Yes, I too was hoping to enjoy some warm weather this weekend. I’m sorry to hear about what the frost will do to the garden you just planted. I’m sorry your hiking plans are shot. I’m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Less Popular Comic Convention Costumes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 03:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Hill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Elven Tax Lawyer Bob Lannister Maxwell’s Demon Walter Bascom My Little Zebroid One of those Hobbits That Just Chills Out at Home Tom Brady Guy with Practical Weapon]]></description>
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		<title>TV Shows From the People Who Make Knockoff B Movies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 22:25:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Hill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Ambulatory Deceased Amusement of Chairs Monarchs Sit In Professor What Emprise O’clock Mutual Force Descending  Unexceptional Exhibition Be Incredulous of the Harlot in Residence 12 So You’re Under the Impression You Can Cavort Crossbowman]]></description>
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		<title>A Review of Game of Thrones’ Season Three Premiere</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 14:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Hill</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[To say that the season premiere of Game of Thrones was hotly anticipated would be an understatement. Lesser shows would have been content to coast on their popularity, but the producers of Game of Thrones took bold creative risks, and I believe they paid off. Many of you will disagree, and I understand where you’re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’d like to Welcome You to the Blog for my Kickstarter for my Etsy Store</title>
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		<comments>http://www.mehill.org/id-like-to-welcome-you-to-the-blog-for-my-kickstarter-for-my-etsy-store/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 03:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Hill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, hello. I didn’t see you there. Your webcam must be off! Haha, I’m just kidding. Welcome to Rushin’ Forward, the official blog of the Kickstarter that wants to bring knitted replicas of early 19th century Russian gynaecological equipment to Etsy! Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Seriously? Etsy doesn’t already have kitted replicas of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Literary Video Game Adaptations</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:48:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Hill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TimeSplitters: In Search of Lost Time Mario’s Republic Anna of Green Hill Zone Rayman: A Farewell to Arms To Double Kill a Mockingbird The Blind Assassin’s Creed Midnight in the Garden of Good and Resident Evil Fear and Loathing in New Vegas Dante’s De Monarchia]]></description>
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		<title>My Contact Information</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 02:52:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Hill</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[To reach me by email, send a message to mehill@gmail.com. To reach me by phone or text message, get to know me a little and I’ll give you my number. To reach me by physical mail, email, phone or text me for my address. After mailing your letter, email, phone or text me a reminder [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Signs that I’m Maturing</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2013 21:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Hill</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I make the healthy kind of Kraft Dinner. The profanity I direct at video games is tasteful and restrained. I understand over half the settings on my washer and dryer. There is slightly more milk than beer in my fridge. I know where the vacuum cleaner is, and have contemplated using it. I watch the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to the Neighbourhood Dog Who Thinks I’m an Evil Wizard, or Something</title>
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		<comments>http://www.mehill.org/an-open-letter-to-the-neighbourhood-dog-who-thinks-im-an-evil-wizard-or-something/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2013 15:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Hill</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dog, I’ll be blunt. I don’t like you, and you have no opinion of me because you forget that I exist the moment I disappear from view or an unusually suspicious pinecone captures your attention. But for those scant few moments when I am extant in your reality, you don’t like me. I can [...]]]></description>
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