Month: November 2017
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The Elves’ Decision To Unionise Has Left Me With No Choice But To Shut Down Santa’s Workshop
Dear Children and Parents: Today, I’ve made the difficult decision to discontinue making toys at Santa’s Workshop. Reaching this decision wasn’t easy, and it wasn’t one I made lightly, but ultimately the elves’ decision to unionise has fundamentally compromised the esprit de corps that makes it possible to run an empire that’s given me the…