Month: November 2014
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Dialogue From Parent Date Nights, As Imagined By Offspring Unable to Cope With the Reality of the Situation
“That casserole was delicious, dear. Thank you.” “You’re welcome. Whatever shall we do now? We have the house to ourselves…” “This sounds like the perfect opportunity for me to re-caulk the bathtub.” “Wonderful. I’ll go fall asleep in front of Law and Order.” “Would you like me to wake you up and take you to…