Month: August 2014

  • 4 Insane Erotic Video Games for Girls

    This piece is a column I sold to Cracked that never ran because it was too hot, and also because of boring technical reasons. Enjoy! If you’re at all familiar with erotic dating video games, you’d probably assume that they’re designed for lonely young men. And, well, you’d be right. But a significant subsection of them…

  • I’m Looting This Convenience Store to Show Solidarity with My Black Allies

    I am a white man. I can walk down the streets of any city in America safe in the knowledge that the police will not consider me suspicious. I have black friends who cannot say the same. What would be a routine, polite encounter with a law enforcement officer for me could end in their…

  • Less Popular Discovery Channel Theme Weeks

    Some Shit About Fishing That Doesn’t Feature Sharks Week A Bunch of Fat Middle-Aged Guys Flip Houses or Go to Auctions or Whatever, Jesus, Who Cares? Week I Think We Have a Show About Hutterites? No, Wait, They’re Amish. Whatever, Like They’ll Even Know the Difference Week Everyday Jobs Made Dramatic By Calling Them Cowboys…