Month: February 2014
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I Will Rain Destruction Down Upon You Like a Vengeful God, The Source
I entered your bright white fluorescent hell like a lost soul entering a strange and despotic land. I needed new earbuds and I needed them urgently enough to brave your tangled maze of poor choices and suspiciously named in-house brands imported from only the least discerning Chinese factories. Nexxtech sounds like an anime produced by…
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2014 Olympic Demonstration Sports
Cross-Country Tweeting Time Zone Adapting Fluff Media Coverage Endurance Excessive Patriotism Displays Apathy Feigning Uninformed Criticism of Ice Hockey Lineups Synchronised Homophobia
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Thanks For Helping Me Through My Childhood Existential Terror, Mom
I don’t remember how I learned about death. It may have been when my grandfather died, or it may have been when I lost Goldfish, my beloved pet goldfish. I don’t remember when I learned how to not name things like an idiot, either. But however I learned about it, I quickly became obsessed. The…