Month: December 2013

  • Historical Upworthy Headlines

    Everyone Thought This Young Man From Nazareth Was Crazy. Then People Started Listening To Him. The Romans Didn’t Take This Slave Leader Seriously. They Won’t Make That Mistake Again. An Inventor Calls It A Light Bulb. I Call It Amazing. These British And German Soldiers Were Told To Shoot Bullets At Each Other. They Decided…

  • Office Christmas Carols

    The First Performance Review I Saw Three W-8BEN Tax Forms Come Sailing In Unenthusiastically Gathering Around the Christmas Tree Away in the Filing Room It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like We’re Going to Miss The Project Due Date Go Tell it on the Interoffice Memo Silent Night of Unpaid Overtime Go Where I Send…

  • I Am Busier Than You

    I work three jobs. I volunteer at the soup kitchen, the homeless shelter and the doggie daycare. I go to yoga and Pilates and a fusion class that combines tai chi with French cooking. My calendar is so full that if you want to have coffee with me you’ll have to do it in mid-2015.…