Month: September 2013
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A Story About A Man’s Struggle With Sexual Addiction and How it Almost Ruined His Relationship Before His Friend Helped Him, As Told Through Haikus Assembled From Phrases In Spam Emails Advertising Pills That Will Supposedly Make Your Penis Bigger
My friend is jealous He saw how I could work crowds Fantastic results All local pussies Your erection will be huge Ultimate control You could get any girl Love guru to sex magnet But what cost to pay? Want free local sluts? Sexual activity But is it for you? How are you doing? What if…
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Crazy Person Shoots People Because He Is Crazy
Somewhere Nobody Ever Thought Something Like This Could Happen (AP) – The FBI has reported that a crazy person murdered people with a gun today because he was crazy. Authorities have declined to release the shooter’s photo or biographical information, saying “none of that really matters because he was just such a total psycho.” While…