Month: August 2013
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Highbrow Porn Parodies
King Leer Gropes of Wrath Nineteen Eighty-Whores The Scarlet French Letter Girl with a Pearl Necklace Catch Her in the Rye Our Mutual Friend with Benefits The Warden of the Womb Frank in Stein Nibelungenlaid War and Penis
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Hobo Cover Bands
Radiomethhead Bum Iver Foster Us People Guided by Imaginary Voices They Might Be Alcoholics Broken Social Support System
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Peterson Field Guide to Internet Commenters
Internet Commenters are a loud and opinionated species. While far fewer in number than the Lurker, their boisterousness leads many amateurs to mistakenly conclude that they are the most populous of the online fauna. Often irrationally angry and aggressive even at the best of times, many breeds of Internet Commenter are especially hostile towards the…
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A Message From Thomas Jefferson
My Fellow Americans, Thomas Jefferson here. Founding Father, third President of the United States and all that jazz. So, what’s up? That’s what you guys are saying nowadays, right? Is that what’s “cool”? Is it still cool to say cool? Sorry, I’m getting off topic here. I just wanted to pop in and ask everyone…