Month: June 2013
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Suggested Plots for The Purge 2
A farmer and his family must protect their animals from a horde of bestiality enthusiasts. A group of soldiers break into a house and force the occupants to let them have a sleepover. A woman driving late at night arrives at her destination slightly faster by making illegal turns. A lesbian couple gets married in…
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An Open Letter to the Various Publications That Keep Authoritatively Telling Me When I Should Hit Major Life Milestones
Dear CNN, Slate, Salon, et al., I was recently advised by you that I should be pregnant by 26. Well, I shouldn’t be pregnant, but my wife (who I married right out of university, also by your advice), should be. As a single 25 year old lacking serious relationship experience, this came as quite the…