Month: December 2012
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My New Year’s Resolutions
My Resolution for 2013 Take up smoking. My Resolution for 2014 Quit smoking. My Resolution for 2015 – 20xx Repeat.
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The Art of Arranging Christmas Presents
Let’s be honest with ourselves: Christmas is about presents. Yeah yeah, spending time with your family and friends is important, and we all know the “true” meaning of Christmas is to celebrate the birth of Jimmy Buffett. But when you get down to brass tacks, gifts are what keep the holidays chugging along. Nobody gets…
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Games I’ve Played with Stuff on My Desk at Work When I Have Nothing to Do
Goomba and Cthulhu, P.I. Crocodile Dentist by Day, Crocodile Wrestler by Night The Forbidden Love of Stapler and Staple Remover Plastic Giraffe Fights! Crude Sketch of my Parents Tell Me I’m Not a Disappointment
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H. P. Lovecraft’s Christmas Carols
I Saw Three Ships Sail to R’lyeh, Never to Be Seen Again It Came Upon the Midnight Clear, and None Survived Nyarlathotep is Coming to Town Do You Hear The Music of Erich Zann? While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks Be Devoured by Shoggoths Jingle Bells, Cthulhu Smells