Month: November 2012
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On the Mark
On the Mark is an award winning, internationally syndicated advice column written by Mark Hill. Filling in while Mark is on vacation is his seven year old niece, Louise. Dear Mark, I’ve been given a wonderful job offer, but it’s with a troubled company. It’s the exact sort of work I want to do,…
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If My Facebook Status Updates Were Honest
Mark wants you to pay attention to him. Mark would like to point out that he thinks his taste in music is superior to yours. Mark is commenting on a news article so he can appear well-informed and educated. Mark is unsuccessfully trying to promote his work without looking shameless. Mark is desperately lonely.
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Classic Works of English Literature That Could Double as Band Names
Sons and Lovers Their Eyes Were Watching God The Sound and the Fury Citizen of the Galaxy Arrowsmith
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I’d Like to Address the Rumour That I Was Killed By a Colony of Sentient Ants So They Could Wear My Corpse as a Disguise
Thanks for coming, everyone. Please, have a seat. Jim, buddy, put down that can of Raid and grab a can of beer! No, seriously, put it down. Put. It. Down. Thank you. A crazy rumour has been going around since I got back from my vacation, and I’d like to dispel it before it gets…
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De-pornified Movie Titles
Teen Studiers Big Tits and Chickadees Sweaty Lesbian P90X Helpful Black Mothers Anal-retentive Cougars White Chicks and Big Black Dicks Gang Up Against Crime Redheads Who Ride Monster Trucks When Bears Attack